Patient Prelude -- Physician Prelude -- What's in a Name? -- Dysko Joy Ridin' -- To DBS or Not to DBS, that is the Question -- The Black Forest -- The Cards We're Dealt -- The Future of Cell Replacement Therapies -- From Cooper To FUS -- ADD: Adaptive vs. Directional vs. Distance -- The Three Pillars of DBS -- The Surgeon -- The Family -- Time, Healing and Patience -- The Caregiver's Burden -- The Day I Thought I Could be Prime Minister of Canada -- Oscillopathies and You -- What's it like letting an Algorithm Run Your Brain -- Is aDBS a Cure? -- Brain Conquistadores -- The Coming Wave -- The Art of Neuroscience -- The Alignment Problem -- DBS in Crisis -- The Future of Neuromodulation -- Epilogue - To Elon Musk, On the Future of Our Brains.