chapter 1 Some Disadvantages of a Weak Constitution -- chapter 2 Nuts -- chapter 3 The Patient Generally Lies on His Back -- chapter 4 M. Vauquelin’s Lack of Fame -- chapter 5 Perfidious Dutchmen Bark up the Wrong Tree -- chapter 6 You Will Be Careful as to the Second Article -- chapter 7 You Hold Him Down, I’ll Pour It Down His Throat -- chapter 8 Overture to the Sorcerer’s Apprentice -- chapter 9 The Fop, the Scotsman and the Opium-Eater -- chapter 10 It Will Be the Test-Tube and the Retort That Will Hang Him -- chapter 11 Shaken in Every Possible Way -- chapter 12 Mrs. Dove’s Brush with the Media -- chapter 13 That Clever Dr. Letheby, So Ugly and Terrific -- chapter 14 Tigers, Lions, et cetera; Six Hundred Kilograms -- chapter 15 The Blue Anchor Murder and Other Outrages -- chapter 16 I Didn’t Know It Was Used for Poisoning -- chapter 17 Is There a Faceless Fiend? -- chapter 18 Another Round of Pay Phone Hysteria.