chapter 1 THE MARCH OF SCIENCE -- chapter 2 SCIENTISTS HAVE PRINCIPLES -- chapter 3 PHYSICS -- chapter 4 The Ideal Scientific Equipment Company -- chapter 5 CARTOONS -- chapter 6 GEOLOGY -- chapter 7 PERPETUAL MOTION -- chapter 8 BIOLOGY -- chapter 9 ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCES -- chapter 10 MIND SCIENCES -- chapter 11 History of Science as it Wasn’t -- chapter 12 PSEUDOSCIENCE -- chapter 13 THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES -- chapter 14 MATHEMATICS -- chapter 15 STATISTICS IS A CHANCY BUSINESS -- chapter 16 SAM SCHWARTZ -- chapter 17 ENGINEERING -- chapter 18 COMPUTER SCIENCE -- chapter 19 CUTTING-EDGE SCIENCE -- chapter 20 RESEARCH -- chapter 21 LIMERICKS -- chapter 22 PHILOSOPHY OF SCIENCE -- chapter 23 KONRAD FINAGLE -- chapter 24 Science and Religon -- chapter 25 POSTER SESSION -- chapter 26 FINAL EXAM -- chapter 27 THE ILLUSTRATED DICTIONARY OF PHYSICS -- chapter 28 TECHNICAL WRITING -- chapter 29 Anon, The Myth Behind the Legend.